My son Jack is funny. Not in the "isnt that cute" way...but laugh out loud, seriously funny. He is quick witted and he just "gets it". As someone who considers herself very funny, I take tremendous pride and an incredible amount of credit in his comedic genius. I have decided to write down some of my favorite Jackisms, so they can be immortalized on this blog. This post will be edited and updated as necessary:
- "Mom, I accidentally peed in the bathtub, but dont worry I have it all under control"- upon returning from a trip to use the toilet, not while seated in the bathtub which some may envision.
- "i just washed my hands in the toilet mom, but there was no pee in it"- after me asking him to wash his hands and get all the glue off.
-"Jack, Im getting really tired of your sassy words". -me
"Mom, Im getting really tired too"
-"Jack if I made you chicken nuggets, so you think you would eat those?"
"No"
"Why not?"
"Because thats the kind of mens I am."
-"Jack, do I look beautiful today?" - my mom
"You will look beautiful tomorrow Mimi"- Jack
"Jack, please share some of that snack with your brother"
"Mom, I'm not really all that interested in sharing with him"
"Mom, did you know duck and truck sound the same?"
"Thats right Jack, they do. Can you think of any other words that rhyme with truck?"
"Fu** rhymes with truck, mom"
"Um...yep it sure does"
"Does anyone know what happens to snake when it gets older?" - man at children's concert asking the audience
"Ummm, uummmm, ummm, no. But i bet they don't get married"- Jack
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